BOZEMAN, MT - In a scene reminiscent of a Black Friday sale at a high-end electronics store, representatives from the Guinness Book of World Records descended upon Bozeman to monitor a curious and uniquely modern competition. The new potential world record? The most selfies taken and posted to social media
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BILLINGS, MT - As he waited for his loser dad to pick him up after school last Friday, local Billings 8th grader Elliott Bates’ mood went from awful to despondent when he saw his dad honking and waving at him from a brand new Tesla Cybertruck. The vehicle, with its
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BOZEMAN, MT - Fresh off a string of book-banning victories in the Bozeman School District, local Karens Tracy Kilduski and Evelyn Hightower have set their sights on a new target: Montana State University’s anatomy textbooks. “If we can get Catcher in the Rye tossed out, imagine what we can
BOZEMAN, MT—After years of incessant griping and tireless rants about the influx of new residents and the changing landscape of his beloved Bozeman, long-time local resident Dexter Burke has finally come to a realization: he is the actual problem in town. The epiphany struck Burke like a runaway bison
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BOZEMAN, MT - It was a wild week in Bozeman last week as the city was graced with representatives from the Guinness Book of World Records. The delegation wasn’t there to admire the beautiful landscapes or relish in the rich history. No, they were in town for a more
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By Marion Wormer BIG SKY, MT – Big Sky’s lavish Montourage Hotel, known for its pristine rooms and exorbitant prices, has unwittingly become the hottest new attraction on the Gallatin Valley Tour bus route. Tourists, usually flocking to Montana to catch glimpses of bears and moose, are now paying top
MISSOULA, MT - In a moment of self-discovery, Darrel Johnson, a new father and former Aprés Ski enthusiast with a real thirst for cheap beer, had an epiphany. He realized that his mounting frustration with family life wasn’t just due to sleep deprivation or the pressures of parenthood, but
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WHITEFISH, MT—Whitefish has finally landed its very first paparazzi. Johnny Bandini, a self-proclaimed “celebrity photographer”, arrived from Los Angeles, camera in hand, ready to capture the glitz and glamour of Whitefish’s newest Californian transplants. There’s just one tiny snag – he can’t tell anyone apart. “Justin Timberlake
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BRIDGER CANYON, MT - Wealthy real estate developer, Josh Balszac, is suing Bridger Bowl, for what he claims is the “most blatant case of false advertising since silicone implants.” Balszac, who organized a lavish birthday bash for his 7-year-old son Harvey, was left utterly aghast upon discovering that Bridger Bowl,
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GARDINER, MT - Yellowstone National Park (YNP) has recently announced plans to build a large wall this winter to prepare themselves for the upcoming summer rush. Not to fend off wildlife or the encroaching “dirt peddling” developers – but to keep out a more unpredictable threat: Tourons. For the uninitiated, ‘Tourons’
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BOZEMAN, MT- Over the past 3 years, the city of Bozeman has been grappling with an overwhelming influx of refugees from the West Coast’s biggest cities, as an onslaught of affluent techies and outdoorsy urbanites seek refuge from their former coastal dwellings. While this situation has been dubbed a
“Sure, it used to be a simpler time,” I muttered, my fingers desperately grasping the tumbler of whiskey, the ice clinking with each agitated gesture. A haze of nostalgia enveloped me as my eyes scanned the room, adorned with a tapestry of old photographs and scattered remnants of a bygone