The Poser is Montana’s alternative monthly magazine. Poser blends community, creativity, and satire with interviews, fiction, and arts coverage into a format that’s sharper, design-conscious, and just unhinged enough to keep you coming back.
HELENA, MT — Hoping to outsmart afternoon traffic, area resident Luke Harmon executed a strategic sequence of three rights Monday, successfully avoiding a left turn and unintentionally completing a 97-mile detour. “I hate left turns,” Harmon said, recalling the moment he decided to try his “traffic hack” at the Oak Street
BOZEMAN, MT— Forget John or Susan—today’s tots are dubbed Bear, Yellowstone, or Elk, leaving locals wondering if they’re at a playground or a petting zoo. “It started innocently,” says local doula Moonbeam Starshine, sipping bone broth at the Co-Op. “Someone named their kid River after a fly-fishing
BOZEMAN, MT - The Annual Degenerate Alcoholics vs. Total Stoners Charity Softball Match announced yet another cancellation this year, marking the third consecutive year the game has been thwarted by the participants’ collective inability to remember the event’s details. “We had everything ready – the bats, the balls, the snacks
BILLINGS, MT - Lisa Thompson, a local woman, stumbled upon a novel idea: talking to her sibling might beat splurging on “BetterHelp.” The app, known for pricey therapy sessions, now faces an unexpected rival—family ties. Thompson, a self-improvement seeker, had been sold on BetterHelp. But after a frustrating chat
BOZEMAN, MT- The Editor-in-Chief and Publisher of The Daily Poser had the good fortune of attending another wildly successful Catapalooza this past Friday—the annual Montana State University event dedicated to dividing the entire campus into a variety of cliques, destined never to meet anyone outside their interest bubble. As
LIVINGSTON, MT - 28-year-old bachelor Kyle Reynolds has officially elevated his life—literally—by purchasing his very first bed frame. After years of sleeping on a mattress directly on the floor, Reynolds claims the newfound elevation has transformed his outlook, his self-esteem, and possibly even his posture. “I feel like
BOZEMAN, MT - Taking a bold step forward in waste management but a cold shoulder to winter drivers, Bozeman city officials announced they had spent more on garbage cans for illegal camping sites than on snowplowing the city’s increasingly treacherous streets. The new “Eco-Comfort Waste Receptacles” for transient campers,
Big Sky, MT - Once they found someone capable of sending a fax, the Association of Ski and Snowboard Bums (ASSB) announced today that they would be rebranding themselves as “Responsibility-Challenged Skiers and/or Snowboarders” in an effort to better reflect their core values of never growing up and doing
BOZEMAN, MT- To address the pressing needs of Montana’s wealthiest visitors, Bozeman Yellowstone International Airport unveiled plans this week for a third terminal designed exclusively to accommodate the astronomical amount of luggage brought by high-net-worth individuals. Dubbed “Terminal D-Bag: The Luggage Wing,” the new facility will cater specifically to
EVERYWHERE, USA - In a move critics are calling “darkly entrepreneurial,” notorious cartel leader Javier “El Patron” Mendoza has announced the grand opening of Second Chance Wellness Centers, a chain of state-of-the-art drug rehabilitation facilities across the United States. “We’ve taken so much from American communities,” Mendoza said at
LIVINGSTON, MT - 28-year-old bachelor Kyle Reynolds has officially elevated his life—literally—by purchasing his very first bed frame. After years of sleeping on a mattress directly on the floor, Reynolds claims the newfound elevation has transformed his outlook, his self-esteem, and possibly even his posture. “I feel like
BOZEMAN, MT - Bozeman celebrated the grand opening of its 14th yoga studio this past weekend, prompting some residents to question if the town has finally achieved ‘peak stretch’. Having run out of silly yoga-themed names, the owners threw in the towel and just named it “Fred’s Yoga.” Locals