Bozeman to Launch "Water Credit" Program: Hot Showers Reserved for Luxury Condo Owners
By Dusty Wells
BOZEMAN — In a move that officials are calling "innovative" and residents are calling "Thirsty Games," the proposed Bozeman WARD ballot initiative would introduce Water Credits™, a new system designed to "equitably allocate" the city's shrinking water supply — mostly to developers.
Under the plan, each Bozeman resident would receive a base amount of daily "hydration units," enough to make one cup of coffee or half-water a houseplant. Meanwhile, new luxury developments would be granted "bonus credits" for "economic vibrancy," meaning rooftop hot tubs, splash pads, and "infinity creeks" would get priority pressure.
Early drafts of the proposal outline a tiered water system, with Gold, Silver, and "Bozeman Basic" levels. Gold-tier residents — typically those living in mixed-use luxury towers — will enjoy 24/7 water access, with water hydrogen-enriched for "cellular optimization." Silver-tier can flush twice daily. "Bozeman Basic" households will receive a complimentary sand garden.
Supporters say the Water Credit system encourages conservation. Critics say it's basically turning water into a private currency controlled by WARD, a board whose membership reportedly overlaps with three developers, one kombucha magnate, and a guy who "just loves infrastructure."
"They told us to let our lawns die," said local resident Marcy Ellington. "Then I saw my neighbor's building installing a decorative waterfall shaped like a bear."
The measure goes to voters in November. Bring your ballot — and your own water.
