Bridger Bowl Condo Scheme Derailed by Underdog
BRIDGER BOWL- For decades, locals have sworn Bridger Bowl is the last stand against condo creep. But new chatter from the ridge suggests a shadowy cabal of developers is running “Operation Chairlift”, a covert mission to slip in luxury ski-in/ ski-out units near the historic A-Frame.
According to anonymous sources in the liftline, the plan involves disguising condos as avalanche-control sheds, then slowly phasing them into “amenity chalets.” Early sketches leaked online show blueprints labeled “Unit 101: Ski Patrol Locker Room (but with granite countertops).”
In response, a secretive resistance cell calling itself the Ski-IA has formed, a parody of the CIA staffed by ski bums, retired patrollers, and one dog with a nose for bullshit. Known only as Underdog, TheDaily Poser’s scrappy mascot has reportedly sniffed out hidden plat maps stashed beneath the A-Frame’s deck.
Witnesses claim Underdog dug up a file marked “Bridger Rebrand: The Aspenization Project.” Inside were chilling details: valet parking in front of the Griz, bottle service at North Bowl, and a proposed gondola called “The Beringia” which claims to start from the Westside near Truman Gulch.
When reached for comment, Bridger management denied all knowledge but admitted Underdog has been seen pacing the lot at dawn. “He growls whenever he smells out-ofstate investors,” one employee said. “That’s good enough for us.”
