Miss Jackson Still Un-Apologetic After 20+ Years
OutKast fans divided as original apology remains unreciprocated.
ATLANTA, GA - Twenty-four years after OutKast’s hit “Ms. Jackson” shook family trees nationwide, sources confirm Mrs. Jackson remains defiantly un-sorry.
“I heard the song,” she told reporters from her screened-in porch, “but you don’t just rhyme your way out of disrespect.”
The apology, originally broadcast in 2000 via national radio and countless Honda Civics, was described at the time as “sincere yet danceable.” Mrs. Jackson disagrees. “You name-drop me on a double-platinum record, then act surprised when Thanksgiving gets awkward?” she said. “Please.”
Meanwhile, insiders say her daughter is doing great. She’s running a successful online business selling “vibe-protecting” candles and relationship detox kits. “She’s healed,” one friend said. “She journals. She has boundaries now.”
Music historians still debate who was right, but most agree both parties remain “fo-real.”
When asked if reconciliation was possible, Mrs. Jackson adjusted her sunglasses and replied, “If Andre wants forgiveness, he can try another trillion times.”
Experts predict the feud will outlive us all, noting, “At this point, it’s basically America’s longest-running apology denial.
